7 ways to Dispose of your Sex Doll

7 ways to Dispose of your Sex Doll

There might be numerous reasons why you’d want to dispose of your realistic sex doll. The most common is that you accidentally cut her in half with a chainsaw. It happens to the best of us. But fear not, here at Dollpodium we have the 7 best solutions on how to throw away or get rid of your silicone TPE sex doll without looking like a psychopath or murderer. Be warned, the solutions get weirder as we go on. But before we get into it, let’s examine the most common reasons you might want to get rid of your silicone wife.

 

Sex doll disposal reasons might include:

-she served her purpose

-boredom

-the spark is gone

-she isn’t really your type

- your wife said ‘NO’

- your mother said ‘NO’

- your son fucked her

- your dog humped her

- your dick broke her pussy and ass

- her pussy and ass became one giant Black Hole

- her giant Black Hole swallowed your favorite cat

 

 1 Trash or Recycle

throw away sex doll

Don’t just throw her in a garbage bag and call it a day. Some people might think she’s a body and it’s not very good for the environment either. Either way, someone might just bring her back to you with a complaint or fine. Now you’re stuck with a stinky love doll you don’t want and probably some air time on the local news channel. Your best bet is to inquire into recycling options either by contacting sex doll suppliers in which case they might dispose of it for free (even give you some money if you’re lucky) or find a way to legally throw her away/recycle with a waste disposal company. In this case mention the material the doll is made of (Metal, Silicone, TPE or both) and to avoid getting into an awkward situation, call it a mannequin instead of an immobile shagging queen.  If you don’t feel like doing these things, you can always do the easy thing and throw it in your neighbor's trash can. We do not recommend this option unless your neighbors are the show writers of Game of Thrones.

 

2 Sell

sell sex doll

Believe it or not, there are a significant amount of people looking for used sexual dolls. Throw up an ad on Craigslist and patiently wait for the hurricane of mind-blowing messages. While this is a very easy way to get rid of your once most beloved, don’t forget the reasons why you’re putting up the ad in the first place. Keep the price below 100$ no matter how well you took care of Busty Amy 2.0. And unless you like the spotlight, your identity should be protected. Be careful of people who would try to expose you for something that you’re not. Don’t share personal information and if somebody suspicious is coming to pick up the doll at your place, ask them to park a few blocks away from your house. This way, you won’t have to deal with issues in front of your own home if you feel something is wrong.

 

 

3 Bury

bury sex doll

For the truly romantic, burying your Japanese sex doll is the only way to go. The obvious problem with this option is being perceived as a serial killer by your nosy neighbor Suzy. Then they call the police, the police dig her up while you try to keep your troll face to a minimum. And when Officer Dick is faced with a cum stained Asian sex doll, you unleash a burst of laughter that will haunt Officer Dick till the day he retires. This might seem like fun but it is a huge waste of your valuable time.

So if you do bury Busty Amy 2.0. maybe consider burying a tree on top of her to make it seem like your just planting trees and not bodies. If your neighbor, nosy Suzy asks what you’re doing, just tell her: ‘I’m planting trees to make oxygen, bitch! What are you doing for the environment?’ And she’d be like ‘Well played, Sir!’ And that would be the end of it. Not only did you honor your silicone wife but you also continued the circle of life. From her passing, a strong beautiful tree will rise. It might be a titty tree or a pussy tree, but one thing is for certain, that is going to be one damn sexy tree. Don’t forget to water that beautiful tree and be proud as you are the seed planter. That hardwood came from your hardwood.

 

 

4 Donate

donate sex doll

It’s better to give than to receive. And what is a better gift than big titties? If you choose the donating option you will have a huge selection of how to give Busty Amy 2.0. away, and is only limited by your imagination. In case your short on ideas or want us to give you some (like why else would you be reading this) here is a shortlist of where you could donate your adult doll.

1. Theater – who doesn’t like the arts? We can tell that you’re a man of culture but if you plan on doing this, be advised to look for an alternative or underground theater group. As classy as Busty Amy 2.0. is, the National Opera might not be so keen to relieve you of your glorified human jizz cup. Find a modern theater and asks them semi-politely, while incorporating Shakespeare quotes into your speech if they are avant-garde enough to put Busty Amy on their stage.

2. Escape Rooms – this is probably the easiest way to donate that Asian silicone doll you have no intention of seeing ever again. Obviously, look for an adult escape room and not a family-friendly one. While little Timmy might be fond of seeing some boobies, her mother is not. Just find a non-family friendly or horror escape room and they will be begging to get their hands on Busty Amy.

3. Strip Clubs - if you still stayed friends with your fantasy sex doll after the break-up, consider giving her to a strip club. What better way for her to live on than to be surrounded by more pussy and horny men? Find a fine establishment for Busty Amy and let her live forevermore. Maybe the owner will give you a free lapdance and a cosmo as a token of his gratitude. Spreading love is fun.

4. Archery/Shooting range – what better way for a huntsman to hone their craft than to aim and bullseye a clit? You can even use this opportunity to pick up real human girls. Not that they are as cool as our silicone ones, but sometimes you got to give homo sapiens some love as well. If there are hot girls at your archery or shooting range, show them that you not only know where the clit is, you can hit it in 3 shots or less. Clitshot! All the girls will be swooning, crawling and begging to suck your pipi, just to have a chance to put their mouths over your quick draw mcgraw.

5. Artists – Here is your chance to help out a true artist, to show your devotion to the muses. Find someone who can use Busty Amy and transform her into a piece of contemporary art. Maybe you have a favorite photographer who could do wonders with your lifelike sex doll or clothing, a fashion designer who could use a realistic silicone mannequin for her work. Do you think Vincent van Gogh would have cut off his own ear if he had the radiant beauty Busty Amy along his side? Painters, sculptors, and musicians would all be more than thrilled to take such a wonderful gift from such a generous man as yourself. Unless they’re sober.

 

 

5 Gift to a violent Criminal

sex doll offender

Before you go all judgmental, hear us out first. What would you rather have:  someone hurting actual human beings or someone hurting a sex doll? If you and Busty Amy didn’t end your relationship on the best of terms, this might be a great way to get rid of her once and for all. Not only will you dump your heavy full-sized sex doll but you might even save a life in the process. The hero the world needs.

The tricky part about this is actually finding a violent criminal. This is not really our area of expertise, but I suppose you could put up an Ad or look for registered sex offenders, violent people. It does come with an inherent risk. Like what if they don’t like Busty Amy? Now you’re facing a violent (possibly horny) criminal that you just pissed off. You might need to give him a blowjob just to diffuse the situation. But what if he doesn’t like the way you blow him? You haven’t done this before, it’s not like you have a black belt in sucking dick. Now you got a violent criminal with blue balls. Things just keep getting worse and worse. You might ask why this is on the list then if it’s so risky and dangerous. Well, it’s called 7 ways to dispose of your sex doll and we only had 4 good ones. Stuff is just going to get weirder from here on forward.

 

 

 6 Release in a Homeless Neighborhood

sex doll homeless

Homeless people need loving too. It is a known fact that most homeless individuals are men. So why wouldn’t they enjoy shagging a celebrity sex doll behind a dumpster? Who knows, maybe caring for a sex doll is the first step to re-introduce them into society. In case this is the route you take in disposing of your life-sized doll, please clean her first. You would think that it’s pointless as you’re just giving them to the homeless anyway. It’s not pointless and the person who will now take care of Busty Amy will be grateful. And only do this if your doll is in good condition. Or the next day you’re going to see this headline in the news: ‘Homeless person scares nuns with decapitated sex doll head’. 

                         

 

7 Prank someone

sex doll prank

This is probably the most fun way to dispose of your full body sex doll. We are not certain of the legal aspects of this, so if you do this, it’s on you. Chop her up with an axe, cover her in ketchup and plant it on your math teacher’s front porch. That will teach him a lesson to not waste the best years of the youth on figuring out the internal angle of a fucking triangle. I have not in my entire life used anything that I was taught in math class and neither did 99% of the educated human population.  Fuck you, Mr.Pete! I hope that chopped up sex doll gives you a heart attack, you time-sucking parasite. 

Ok, we got a little carried away there. Pranking someone with a sex doll is lots of fun. Be sure to record on video so you can laugh a long time. Maybe put a few egg soaked dollar bills inside her pussy and watch if people have the guts to take it out. Or switch one of your mate's bowling balls with Busty Amy’s head. It will be hilarious as your friend hooks his fingers inside her nose trying to hit a strike in one.

 

 Conclusion

As you can see, there are many ways you can say bye-bye to your synthetic sex doll. So don’t continue living in a toxic relationship with real-life humans or silicone humans. Her tits might be bigger than your entire arm or her pussy so tight you can attach a hose to it and use it as a vacuum, but if the spark is gone, you just have to let her fly. Or in this case, throw her lazy ass out and let your neighbor’s dog Lassie take care of it (Lassie’s been humping your garden gnomes for six years now, let him have some variety as well). We have to enjoy our lives while it lasts. We’re all breathtaking after all, and since Keanu Reeves said it, surely it must be true.

 

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