Non-sexual benefits of owning sex dolls - Kissing

Non-sexual benefits of owning sex dolls - Kissing

Practice makes perfect. And there’s not a lot of ways for guys to practice kissing. You can’t just host a slumber party and practice making out like girls do. Kissing corpses is considered weird and probably illegal. Kissing fruit is just sad. So how do you get good at kissing as a dude? Well, you can always practice kissing with girls but if there are no girls around and you want a 21st century solution, than look no further than Japanese sex dolls.

 

Tongue or no Tongue?

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First, you’ll need a realistic sex doll for practice. And no, strokers or male masturbators don’t work for this. We’re talking about actual mouth to mouth kissing, not the other type of tongue action. If you can’t afford to buy a full-sized love doll online, sneak into a sex shop and make out with one there (just ask the shop owners permission first). Or maybe go for just a TPE doll head. They are much cheaper, around 200$ for an adult size. For starting out it will do, and eventually you can get a full human-sized body. Also, it’s easier to hide a silicone sex doll head than it is to try to conceal a full lifelike doll.  Still easier than a dildo or other sex toys.

Most sex dolls don’t have tongues but you can make a custom request to the doll store you are trying to purchase from. If you are on a budget, don’t bother, it’s not needed anyway. All you need is the head and maybe a wig. As far as the head goes, you can pick a Chinese sex doll head, elf sex doll head, black, tan, milf or even one that has implanted hair for extra realism. Go for whatever you fancy.

 

How creepy will it be?

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It will definitely be less creepy than trying to kiss a real girl and then swallowing her whole face like a face-hugger alien. Do you want to be a Kiss-Master 9000 or someone afraid of being creepy with a doll head? Yes, someone might walk in on you as your furiously making out with Busty Amy’s head while listening to One Direction. Will you be embarrassed, ashamed, wishing you were dead? Looking that person in the eye might not be possible after that awkward exchange. But that’s what you get for listening to One Direction in the first place.

Also, don’t fuck it. This won’t be your typical masturbation sex doll. If you kiss her with your dick, there is a chance her lips will get damaged from the constant ‘making out’.  Also, you know there is a thing called ‘cock cheese’, just putting that out there. So keep her for kissing purposes only, no matter how tempting it is to screw with her head.

 

Getting down to business

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You bought your silicone sex doll head online from www.dollpodium.com or some other site, prepared yourself thoroughly and motivation levels are high – what do you do next? Climb on top of the ceiling and lower yourself down like Spiderman for a super romantic superhero kiss. Or just do whatever you want. We’re not going to tell you how to kiss her, just do it. Kiss her. A lot. That’s what practicing is. See what you like, what you don’t like. Also keep in mind that she is different than an actual human being, so chewing on her lips and spitting in her mouth might work on her, but not on your wife to be. Keep it simple, some lip and a little tongue action and most importantly, eyes closed. Unless she’s a sex robot, her eyes won’t close. You can try getting a closed eye sex doll head if it creeps you out too much.

Keeping her clean is essential if you want good oral hygiene. If she’s not in use, cover her up so she doesn’t gather dust. After you do use her, consider non-alcoholic wet wipes and a water spray bottle. Usually, we recommend using baby powder for adult sex dolls as it makes the skin stronger, healthy and super smooth (unless you have a high-end silicone or robot that does not require it), but since you’re using it for kissing, getting talcum powder on your face on a regular basis might not be ideal. So only baby or talcum powder your sex doll head if you know she won’t be in use for a few days.

 

Conclusion

If you want to kiss-kiss bang-bang in real life you got to make the girls swoon. And being a great kisser or just not a bad kisser will get you the bang-bang. Think of kissing practice with a sex doll like weight training. You’ll get your muscles and your body used to it after a while and it will only get easier, wielding better results. Also, if your future girlfriend cheats, you’ll always have ‘Screw you, my sex doll was a better kisser than you anyway’.


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